pathan ka accident hogaya

1 pathan ka accident hogaya
Doctor
Accident kaise howa
Pathan replied
Wo kocha hum mor katnay laga tha aur agay mor nhe thapathan ka accident hogaya


Beta khana khayega?
Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!