Latest Funny SMS
Shehr-e-Khayal ( Saturday, February 25, 2012 )
Shehr-e-Kheyal-o-Khwab Mein Abad Ho Gaya,
Itna Ussey Parha Ke Mujhe Yaad Ho Gaya.
.
Main Aaj Tak Hoon Jiss Ke Faraib-o-Hisar Mein,
Woh Aur He Kisi Ka Mere Baad Ho Gaya.
.
Apni To Sari Umer Aseeri Mein Katt Gayi,
Jiss Ne Bhi Haar Maan Li Azad Ho Gaya.
.
Pehle To Paniyon Se Rahi Guftagu Apni,
Phir Yoon Howa Ke Ayena Ijad Ho Gaya....!!
The awkward moment when ;)when your ( Saturday, February 25, 2012 )
The awkward moment when ;)
when your friend is arguing with their
parents &
their parents turns towards you
and asks
"Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" XD
lolz
Dedicated To all Girls :)Never care ( Saturday, February 25, 2012 )
Dedicated To all Girls :)
Never care about what other people think of you because you will be perfect to someone :)
Stop worrying about your eyeliner, hair, dress etc
Bcz One day you'll find a Man that won't care about them all
&
only look at your heart:)
FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION- TO HELL WITH IT ( Saturday, February 25, 2012 )
"FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION- TO HELL WITH IT"
When u attack black people, They call it "Racism",
When u attack Jewish ppl, They call it "Anti-semetism",
When u attack your Country, They call it "Terrorism",
When u attack a Religious sect, they call it "Hate speech",
But when They attack at the dignity of our Prophet MUHAMMAD (P.B.U.H)
They call it " Freedom of Expression"
"Share if u can! Raise ur voice if it exist ,atleast its the lowest level of JiHAD
read more:http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/
Shehr-e-Kheyal-o-Khwab Mein Abad Ho Gaya,
Itna Ussey Parha Ke Mujhe Yaad Ho Gaya.
.
Main Aaj Tak Hoon Jiss Ke Faraib-o-Hisar Mein,
Woh Aur He Kisi Ka Mere Baad Ho Gaya.
.
Apni To Sari Umer Aseeri Mein Katt Gayi,
Jiss Ne Bhi Haar Maan Li Azad Ho Gaya.
.
Pehle To Paniyon Se Rahi Guftagu Apni,
Phir Yoon Howa Ke Ayena Ijad Ho Gaya....!!
- Why I Hate C.I.D :(An Example:LADY ( Saturday, February 25, 2012 )
Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho .
The awkward moment when ;)
when your friend is arguing with their
parents &
their parents turns towards you
and asks
"Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" XD
lolz
Dedicated To all Girls :)Never care ( Saturday, February 25, 2012 )
Dedicated To all Girls :)
Never care about what other people think of you because you will be perfect to someone :)
Stop worrying about your eyeliner, hair, dress etc
Bcz One day you'll find a Man that won't care about them all
&
only look at your heart:)
FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION- TO HELL WITH IT ( Saturday, February 25, 2012 )
"FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION- TO HELL WITH IT"
When u attack black people, They call it "Racism",
When u attack Jewish ppl, They call it "Anti-semetism",
When u attack your Country, They call it "Terrorism",
When u attack a Religious sect, they call it "Hate speech",
But when They attack at the dignity of our Prophet MUHAMMAD (P.B.U.H)
They call it " Freedom of Expression"
"Share if u can! Raise ur voice if it exist ,atleast its the lowest level of JiHAD
read more:http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/
15 Funny Jokes to Take to Work
By Kelly A Smith
Every stress-filled job needs a little injection of humor to lighten the workday load. With deadlines zooming, quotas not being met, mistakes made, boss not pleased with your performance, co-workers complaining, and back-stabbing...some days the workplace can seem like nothing but one big self-esteem sucking machine. Since the innate desire to shout and slam will not be acceptable try taking two jokes and laughing your way to the next part of your day.
1. We should have known the patient was going to be mean and ornery, he had different colored eyes; two of them were blue.
1. We should have known the patient was going to be mean and ornery, he had different colored eyes; two of them were blue.
Funny Jokes
Without the fun, humor and laughter that jokes bring, the world will be all frowns. Funny jokes are created to reflect life in unusual, hilarious and entertaining ways. A good laugh is as infectious as funny jokes are impacting to life. In adding humor to life's experiences, funny jokes make the world worth smiling. The laughter that funny jokes bring makes people feel like a kid again and cope with difficult situations by looking at the lighter side of any circumstance in life. Funny jokes bring simple pleasures in life as they present a classic way of keeping people entertained.
One thing that is great about funny jokes is that it gives people a great way to channeling life's negativity and turning it into something that is constructive. It uses your pain as the basis of humor,
One thing that is great about funny jokes is that it gives people a great way to channeling life's negativity and turning it into something that is constructive. It uses your pain as the basis of humor,
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